White Hat Sports Headlines

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


I'm going to channel my inner Hubie Brown on this one.

You are an NBA superstar in a major market. You have made millions of dollars already in your career and will make millions more before all is said and done. You were named the league MVP and (if it wasn't for the refs) would be a world champion. You have a foreign accent, something many girls are attracted to.

You are Dirk Nowitzki, and the best you could get was this????????
And she's a felon that is pregnant with your kid. I don't normally feel bad for millionaires, but in this case, Dirk, I am truly sorry.

~Aaron Jackson

(Aaron is the co-producer of White Hat Sports. He is also currently a sports reporter/anchor for an ABC/Fox affiliate in Maine.)

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